LAME JOKE OF THE DAY:0
Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard American banks: The Origami Bank has folde, and we hear the sumo bank has gone belly up too. Bonsai BAnk plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for saleand is going for a song. Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may grt a raw deal.